Posted 5 hours ago

psybelius:

I SHOULD NOT BE ABLE TO EMOTIONALLY IDENTIFY WITH A FLOSS CONTAINER

Posted 5 hours ago
Posted 5 hours ago

beelzeburg:

This is… not any less creepy in daylight

Posted 5 hours ago
watdawut:

Me saving my grades at the end of a term

watdawut:

Me saving my grades at the end of a term

Posted 6 hours ago

karaokekarkat:

deanscabbages:

lovelixst:

rivendellcustomersupport:

this was designed for very young children and i am not a young child i am a 260 pound man

how did you get in there.

how did you get out of there

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Posted 6 hours ago

(Source: s-pell)

Posted 6 hours ago

relahvant:

*puts metaphor between teeth* it’s a cigarette

Posted 6 hours ago
setbabiesonfire:

brand-n3w:

dyingoutsideandin:

mangaka-soldier:

moffats-army:


50 Shades of Grain

Porn Flakes

Special D

Rice Frisky

Captain munch

Cheery Hoes

setbabiesonfire:

brand-n3w:

dyingoutsideandin:

mangaka-soldier:

moffats-army:

50 Shades of Grain

Porn Flakes

Special D

Rice Frisky

Captain munch

Cheery Hoes

(Source: thewhatever)

Posted 6 hours ago

iwishlilbwasmygrandpa:

My cousin is always watching Everybody Loves Raymond in the other room while I’m on the computer. I always hear Raymond’s voice. His deep, throaty voice, like a hungover toad. It’s very unique. Sometimes I continue to hear the thick grog of Ray Romano long after the television is off. Ray tells me things. Ray tells me horrible, horrible things. And I listen.

(Source: swagonmydick4000000000)

Posted 7 hours ago

joyeuxniall:

my friend was telling me this story about how this guy caddied for bill gates and at the end of the day he was expecting a big tip but bill gates was just like “alright thanks man see ya” and the next day the guy got a call and it was like “are you so-and-so?” and he was like “yeah…” and they were like “bill gates just paid off your student loans”